Jag may have a relative. I have a small orange cat with a freakishly large head named Baxter. The cat is named Baxter, not just his head, though I often refer to his head as “Planetoid”. Baxter, like Jag, is unsnipped and amorous, but instead of tunneling through the wall or screaming all night, Baxter’s learned to make do with less – he simply humps my lower leg. Being something of a slut, I find that I really don’t mind it until he bites through the sheet and starts to actually gnaw on my leg. That’s where I draw the line.

So when you take Jag in, can I get a “buddy-appointment” for Baxter so he’ll have support in the difficult time brought on by the loss of his testicles?